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Tampon Dreamin' is the third episode of Pubertina.

PlotEdit

Pubertina is sitting in front of the TV, watching a pad commercial. She becomes increasingly angry as the commercial continues, and eventually ends up kicking the TV over. She then writes a letter to her mom and hangs it on the fridge. The letter reads:

Dear Mom,
Sorry about the T.V. Could this be P.M.S?!
Love,
Pubertina

Pubertina then starts singing a song about tampons.

My mom told me I couldn't wear tampons yet'These pads she buys are a bulky as they get'But someday soon, in a public restroom'I'll ask aloud,'"Could you spare me a tampon?'Haven't got a dime'Could you show me how to insert it'If you have the time?"'I thought my friend was eyeing my new watch'Instead she was just staring at my crotch'From a mother's womb to a Ladies' Room'She calls out to you,'"Could you spare me a tampon?'Haven't got a dime'Could you show me how to insert it,'If you have the time?"

When Pubertina finishes her song, a woman knocks on Pubertina's stall door and hands her a tampon. Pubertina inserts it, and then happily walks out the bathroom door. A boy then hands her a balloon shaped like a tampon and runs away. Pubertina ascends into the sky by the string of the balloon.

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